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Squat & Gobble Café

4.2 (738)$$Creperie

1 W Portal Ave, San Francisco, CA 94127

Squat & Gobble Café

1 W Portal Ave, San Francisco, CA 94127

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Our store offers products with peanuts, tree nuts, soy, milk, eggs, and wheat. While we take steps to minimize the risk of cross contamination, we cannot guarantee that any of our products are safe to consume for people with peanut, tree nut, soy, milk, egg or wheat allergies. The Gluten Free Food Items are prepared in a common kitchen with risk of gluten exposure. These Food Items are NOT recommended for customers with Celiac Disease. Consuming raw or under-cooked eggs may increase your risk of food-borne illness
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Protein Options (OC-Base)
Build Crepe
$13.68
Includes Onions, Choice of Cheese, and your choice of up to Three Veggies. Served with House Potatoes & House Salad
BBQ Chicken Crepe
$19.92
American Cheese, Bell Peppers, Onions, Corn, Cilantro & BBQ Sauce. Served with House Potatoes & House Salad
Chicken Pesto Crepe
$19.92
Chicken Breast, Mozzarella Cheese, Sun-dried Tomato & Pesto Sauce. Served with House Potatoes & House Salad
Italian Crepe
$19.92
Italian Sausage, Onions, Mushrooms, Spinach, Tomatoes, Scrambled Eggs & Mozzarella Cheese, Topped with Pesto. Served with House Potatoes & House Salad
Mama Mia Crepe
$19.92
Mozzarella Cheese, Onions, Spinach, Mushrooms, Eggplant, Tomatoes, Topped with Marinara Sauce & Parmesan Cheese. Served with House Potatoes & House Salad
Philly Cheese Steak Crepe
$19.92
Grilled Angus Beef, American Cheese, Mushrooms, Onions & Bell Peppers with Chipotle Aioli. Served with House Potatoes & House Salad
The Hangover Crepe
$19.92
All Natural Ground Angus Chuck, American Cheese, Onions & Bacon Bits . Served with House Potatoes & House Salad
Shrimp Florentine Crepe
$22.08
Shrimp, Garlic, Spinach, Tomatoes, Mushrooms, Mozzarella Cheese & Pesto Cream Sauce. Served with House Potatoes & House Salad
Veggie Fajita Crepe
$19.92
Caramelized Bell Peppers, Onions, Tomatoes, Black Beans, Corn, Pepper Jack Cheese. Topped with Ranchero & Tomatillo Sauce, Jalapeño Sour Cream and Crispy Tortilla Strips. Served with House Potatoes & House Salad
Zorba The Greek Crepe
$19.92
Mozzarella & Feta Cheese, Eggplant, Roasted Red Peppers, Onions, Spinach, Tomatoes, Kalamata Olives Served with House Potatoes & House Salad
Dessert Crepes
Nutella Crepe
$7.92
Nutella Topped with Powdered Sugar and Served with Vanilla Bean Ice Cream on the Side
Sweet As Apple Pie
$14.16
Apple Compote, Roasted Walnuts, Brown Sugar & Cinnamon Topped with Powdered Sugar and Served with Vanilla Bean Ice Cream on the Side
Whole Thing
$14.16
Bananas, Roasted Walnuts, Brown Sugar, Cinnamon & Nutella Topped with Powdered Sugar and Served with Vanilla Bean Ice Cream on the Side Whipped Cream on Request for To Go and Delivery Orders
Strawberry Nutella
$14.16
Strawberries & Nutella Topped with Strawberry Sauce Topped with Powdered Sugar and Served with Vanilla Bean Ice Cream on the Side
Fruity Nutella
$14.16
Bananas, Strawberries, Blueberries, Nutella, Brown Sugar & Cinnamon, Topped with Blueberry Sauce. Topped with Powdered Sugar and Served with Vanilla Bean Ice Cream on the Side
Soup & Chili
Veggie Black Bean Chili
$6.48
Black Bean, Bell peppers, Onions, Garlic, Celery, Canola oil, Kosher Salt, Black Pepper, Fresh Cumin, Tabasco, Chili Powder, Thyme, Paprika, Bay Leaves, Burgundy Wine, Tomato Paste, Crushed Tomato, Chiles, Tomatoes, Sour Cream and Cilantro
French Onion Soup
$6.48
Onions, Butter , Sugar, Brandy, Chicken Base, Beef Base, Flour, Croutons Crumbs and Topped with Swiss Cheese
Salads
House Salad
$13.68
Mixed Greens, Cucumbers, Carrots, Tomatoes & House Vinaigrette
Kale Caesar Salad
$13.68
Kale, Romaine, Crouton Crumbs, Parmesan
Mediterranean Salad
$17.76
Kale, Quinoa, Red Onions, Kalamata Olives, Tomatoes, Cucumbers, Red Bell Peppers, Feta Cheese and Fresh Herb Mix Tossed with Lemon & Oregano Vinaigrette
Asian Chicken Salad
$20.88
Grilled Chicken Breast, Romaine, Cabbage,, Cucumbers, Carrots, Red Onions, Red Bell Peppers, Crispy Rice Noodles, Peanuts, Fresh Herb Mix & Asian Dressing
Mexican Chicken Salad
$22.08
Grilled Chicken Breast, Romaine, Tomatoes, Black Beans, Roasted Corn, Red Onions, Red Bell Peppers, Pepper Jack Cheese, Avocado, Crispy Tortilla Strips, Jalapeño Sour Cream, Cilantro & Lemon Cumin Vinaigrette
Salmon Cobb Salad
$23.04
Grilled Salmon Filet. Mixed Greens with Romaine, Fresh Herb Mix, Gorgonzola, Bacon, Crouton Crumbs, Avocado, Tomatoes, Hard Boiled Egg & House Vinaigrette
Thai Steak Salad
$22.56
New York Strip Steak, Mixed Greens, Tomatoes, Cucumbers, Carrots, Red Onions, Peanuts, Mixed Herbs with Lime Vinaigrette Dressing
Sandwiches
Albacore Tuna Salad Sandwich
$18.72
Tuna Salad, Lettuce, Tomato, Red Onions, on Country Bread with Mayo. Served with French Fries and a Pickle Wedge.
Angus Cheese Steak Sandwich
$19.92
Grilled Angus Beef, American Cheese, Caramelized Mushrooms, Onions & Bell Peppers On a Hoagie Roll
Crab Cake Sandwich
$20.88
Arugula, Red Onions, Tomatoes & Chipotle Aioli on Brioche Bun Served with French Fries and a Pickle Wedge
Eggplant Sandwich
$19.92
Mozzarella, Arugula, Roasted Red Peppers, Tomatoes & Pesto Aioli on a Hoagie Roll Served with French Fries
Fried Chicken Sandwich
$19.92
Crispy Buttermilk Fried Chicken Breast with Swiss, House Coleslaw, and Chipotle Aioli on a Hoagie Roll Served with French Fries and a Pickle Wedge
Grilled Chicken Sandwich
$18.72
Mozzarella, Arugula, Roasted Red Peppers, Tomatoes & Pesto Aioli on a Hoagie Roll Served with French Fries and a Pickle Wedge
Grilled Salmon Sandwich
$23.04
Arugula, Red Onions, Tomatoes & Lemon Dill Aioli on Brioche Bun Served with French Fries and a Pickle Wedge
Steak Sandwich
$23.04
Grilled New York Strip Steak with Swiss Cheese, Caramelized Onion & Mushrooms on Garlic Hoagie Roll Served with French Fries and a Pickle Wedge
Tuna Melt Sandwich
$18.72
American Cheese on Grilled Country Bread Served with French Fries and a Pickle Wedge
Grilled Cheese
$11.52
American Cheese on Grilled Country Bread Served with French Fries and Pickle Wedge.
Burgers
Angus Chuck Burger
$19.92
1/2lb All Natural Angus Chuck, American Cheese, Tomatoes, Lettuce, Red Onions on a Brioche Bun. Served with French Fries
Beyond Burger
$19.92
Beyond Plant Based Meat Patty, Arugula, Tomatoes, Red Onion & Chipotle Aioli on a Brioche Bun. Served with French Fries
Western Burger
$22.08
1/2lb All Natural Angus Chuck, American Cheese, Bacon, Lettuce, Tomatoes, Crispy Onion Strings & BBQ Sauce on a Brioche Bun. Served with French Fries
Sliders
Cheeseburgers Sliders
$15.60
Three Sliders with American Cheese on a Brioche Mini Bun
Fried Chicken Sliders
$16.80
Fried Chicken Breast with House Coleslaw & Chipotle Aioli on a Brioche Bun
Crab Cake Sliders
$17.76
Three Sliders with Arugula & Chipotle Aioli on a Brioche Bun
Tacos
Baja Crispy Fish Tacos
$19.92
Two Tacos with House Coleslaw Mix & Chipotle and a Choice of Side
Beyond Beef Tacos
$19.44
Two Tacos with House Coleslaw Mix & Chipotle Aioli Served with choice of House Salad or French Fries
Crispy Chicken Tacos
$19.92
Two Tacos with House Coleslaw & Chipotle Aioli Served with Choice of House Salad or French Fries
Grilled Shrimp Tacos
$19.44
Two Tacos with House Coleslaw Mix & Chipotle Aioli and a Choice of French Fries or House Salad
Steak Tacos
$20.88
Two Tacos with Caramelized Bell Peppers, Onions, Salsa Fresca, Jalapeño Cilantro Sour Cream Aioli Served with choice of House Salad or French Fries
Gobble Plates
Chicken Wings
$19.92
9 Pieces with Choice of Classic Buffalo Sauce or Mango Habanero with Ranch Dressing
Fish & Chips
$18.72
Beer Battered Fish. House Coleslaw & Tartar Sauce Served with French Fries
Seafood Fried Platter
$25.20
1 Crab Cake, 2 Fried Fish and 3 Fried Shrimp House Coleslaw, Tartar Sauce & Chipotle Aioli. Served with French Fries
Citrus Grilled Salmon Plate
$24.00
Lemon Dill Aioli Served with House Salad and French Fries
Grilled Steak Plate
$24.00
New York Strip Steak, Topped with Caramelized Mushrooms & Onions Served with House Salad and French Fries
Pasta
Mac & Cheese
$16.80
Nine Month Aged White Cheddar, Cavatappi Noodle, Topped with Breadcrumbs and Green onions
Chicken Parmigiana
$22.08
Breaded Chicken Breast with Melted Mozzarella Served Over Spaghettini with Marinara Sauce. Served with Garlic Bread.
Eggplant Parmigiana
$23.04
Fried Eggplant with Melted Mozzarella Served Over Spaghettini with Marinara Sauce. Served with Garlic Bread.
Spaghettini Bolognese
$19.92
Classic Meat Sauce (Italian Sausage & Ground Beef) Fresh Basil & Parmesan
Spaghetti With Prawns
$20.88
Sautéed Prawns, Onions, Roasted Garlic, Marinara Sauce, Fresh Basil & Parmesan
Grilled Salmon Rigatoni
$23.04
Grilled Salmon Filet, Onions, Roasted Garlic, Mushrooms, Sun-Dried Tomatoes, Broccoli & Pesto Cream Sauce
Angus Beef Rigatoni
$22.08
Sliced Steak, Onions, Mushrooms & Roasted Garlic, Stroganoff Sauce. Served with Garlic Bread
Chicken Rigatoni
$19.92
Chicken Breast, Roasted Garlic, Sauteed Broccoli. Roasted Garlic & Onion. Served in a Traditional Alfredo Served with Garlic Bread.
Spaghettini Marinara
$15.60
Topped with Parmesan Cheese
Breakfast Specials
Avocado Toast
$13.68
Sliced Avocado on a Thick Slice of Country Bread, Topped with Everything Bagel Seasoning, Served With a Side of Fruit Salad
Triple Gobble
$18.72
Two Eggs, Two Buttermilk Pancakes or French Toast, Your Choice of Bacon, Smoked Pit Ham -Or- Chicken Apple Sausage ADD ONE OF THE FOLLOWING TOPPINGS – Blueberry Compote – Banana, Roasted Walnuts & Nutella – Banana, Strawberries & Nutella – Cinnamon Apple Compote & Roasted Walnuts
Huevos Rancheros
$18.72
Two Eggs Over Easy, Pepper Jack Cheese & Corn Tortillas, Topped With Our Spicy Ranchero Sauce, Served With Black Bean Chili & Jalapeño Sour Cream
Breakfast Burrito
$20.88
Eggs, Chorizo, Onions, Bell Peppers, Avocado & Pepper Jack Cheese, Served Over Black Bean Chili, Topped with Salsa Fresca, Ranchero & Green Tomatillo Sauce, Jalapeño Sour Cream & Crispy Tortilla Strips
Croissant Sandwich
$19.92
Two Eggs Scrambled with Smoked Pit Ham & Swiss Cheese in a Warm Croissant Served with Rosemary Garlic Potatoes
Croissant Sand. Sub Hoagie
$19.92
Two Eggs Scrambled with Smoked Pit Ham & Swiss Cheese in a Hoagie Roll Served with Rosemary Garlic Potatoes
Pancakes -- French Toast
Buttermilk Pancakes
$15.84
Three Buttermilk Pancakes with Powdered Sugar. Served with 100% Maple Syrup ADD ONE OF THE FOLLOWING TOPPINGS – Blueberry Compote – Banana, Roasted Walnuts & Nutella – Banana, Strawberries & Nutella – Cinnamon Apple Compote & Roasted Walnuts
Brioche French Toast
$15.84
Three Thick Sliced Brioche French Toast Served With 100% Maple Syrup, Powdered Sugar and Whipped Cream ADD ONE OF THE FOLLOWING TOPPINGS – Blueberry Compote – Banana, Roasted Walnuts & Nutella – Banana, Strawberries & Nutella – Cinnamon Apple Compote & Roasted Walnuts
Blueberry Pancakes
$18.96
Three Buttermilk Pancakes, Topped with warm Blueberry Compote with 100% Maple Syrup, Powdered Sugar and Whipped Cream
Blueberry French Toast
$18.96
Three Slices Brioche French Toast Topped with Warm Blueberry Compote and served with 100% Maple Syrup and Whipped Cream
Eggs
Eye Opener
$13.68
Two Eggs, Any Style Served with Country Bread Toast and Choice of House Potatoes and Fruit Salad
Steak & Eggs
$24.00
New York Strip Steak, Two Eggs Any Style Served with Country Bread Toast & House Potatoes
Benedicts
Eggs Benedict (Classic)
$18.72
Grilled Smoked Pit Ham Two Poached Eggs, Hollandaise Sauce On Toasted English Muffin Served with Rosemary Garlic Potatoes.
Burger Benedict
$19.92
Angus Beef Patty, Grilled Tomatoes & Bacon Two Poached Eggs, Hollandaise Sauce On Toasted English Muffin Served with Rosemary Garlic Potatoes
Crab Cakes Florentine
$20.88
Crab Cakes and Grilled Spinach Two Poached Eggs, Hollandaise Sauce On Toasted English Muffin Served with choice of choice of side.
Florentine Benedict
$18.72
Grilled Tomatoes & Spinach Two Poached Eggs, Hollandaise Sauce On Toasted English Muffin Served with Rosemary Garlic Potatoes
Fried Chicken Benedict
$18.72
Two Poached Eggs, Hollandaise Sauce On Toasted English Muffin Served with choice of choice of side.
Lox Benedict
$20.40
Smoked Salmon, Grilled Tomatoes, & Spinach Topped with Everything Bagel Seasoning, Two Poached Eggs, Hollandaise Sauce On Toasted English Muffin. Served with Rosemary Garlic Potatoes
Omelettes
Build Omelette
$13.68
Three Eggs. choice of Cheese, Add up to 3 Veggies (Included) Served with Country Bread Toast & Side Rosemary Garlic Potatoes.
Bourbon St Omelette
$20.88
Three Eggs, Pepper Jack Cheese, Chorizo (Spicy Sausage), Spinach, Bell Peppers, Onions, Mushrooms & Tomatoes Topped with Cajun Aioli, Served with Country Bread Toast & Side of Rosemary Garlic Potatoes
Castro Omelete
$20.40
Three Eggs, Feta Cheese, Tomatoes, Spinach & Kalamata Olives, Served with Country Bread Toast and Rosemary Garlic Potatoes
Fillmore Omelette
$20.88
Three Eggs, Bell Peppers, Mushrooms, Tomatoes, Smoked Pit Ham & Swiss Cheese. Served with Country Bread Toast & Side of Rosemary Garlic Potatoes.
Nor-Cal Omelette
$20.88
Three Eggs, Chicken Apple Sausage, Sun-Dried Tomatoes, Broccoli, Avocado, Mushrooms & Pepper Jack, Topped With Salsa Fresca & Jalapeño Sour Cream. Served with Country Bread Toast & Side Rosemary Garlic Potatoes
South Of The Border
$20.40
Pepper Jack Cheese, Black Bean Chili & Avocado, Topped with Salsa Fresca, Jalapeño Sour Cream & Cilantro. Served with Country Bread Toast and Side Rosemary Garlic Potatoes.
Scramblers
Build Scrambler
$13.68
Choice of CHEESE Add up to 3 Veggies (Included) Served with Country Bread Toast & Side Rosemary Garlic Potatoes
Santa Fe Scrambler
$19.44
Pepper Jack Cheese, Mushrooms, Bell Peppers, Onions, Black Beans, Roasted Corn & Avocado, Topped with Tomatillo Salsa, Jalapeño Sour Cream, Crispy Tortilla Strips & Cilantro. Served with Country Bread Toast and Rosemary Garlic Potatoes.
Smoked Salmon Scrambler
$22.08
Eggs, Tomatoes, Green Onions, Topped with Avocado, Lemon Dill Aioli, & Everything Bagel Seasoning Served with Country Bread Toast and Rosemary Garlic Potatoes.
Milan Scrambler
$20.88
Italian Sausage, Spinach, Mushrooms, Onions, Tomatoes & Parmesan Cheese, Topped with Pesto Sauce. Served with Country Bread Toast and Rosemary Garlic Potatoes.
Don Moi Scrambler
$20.88
Eggs, Chorizo, Onions, Bell Peppers, Pepper Jack Cheese Topped with Avocado, Salsa Fresca & Jalapeño Sour Cream. Served with Country Bread Toast and Rosemary Garlic Potatoes.
Kids Menu
Kids- Popcorn Chicken
$10.56
with Fruit, French Fries & Ranch Dressing
Kids- Grilled Cheese
$10.56
Sourdough, American Cheese, French Fries and Fruit
Kids- Mac & Cheese
$10.56
Rigatoni & Cheese sauce. and Fresh Fruit
Kids- Mini Cheeseburgers
$10.56
American Cheese, Lettuce, Tomato, French Fries & Fruit
Kids- Quesadilla
$10.56
wIth Kids Fruit
Kids- Rigatoni Pasta
$10.56
Rigatoni Pasta- with Choice of Butter or Tomato Sauce Topped with Parmesan Cheese.
Kids- Silver Dollar Pancakes
$10.56
Silver Dollar Pancakes- with Strawberries, Powdered Sugar, Whipped Cream, 100% Maple syrup and Fresh Fruit
Kids- Triple Gobble
$10.56
One Pancake, One Scrambled Egg, one Slice of bacon and Fresh Fruit
Sides Proteins
Side Chicken
$5.28
Side Grilled Salmon
$7.92
Side NY Steak
$9.60
Side Burger Patty
$7.44
1/2 LB Angus Chuck
Side Breakfast Protein
$7.44
Side Shrimp
$7.92
Sides Bread
Side Country Bread
$3.84
Side English Muffin
$3.84
Side Croissant
$4.80
Side Dishes
Side French Fries
$6.48
Side House Potatoes
$6.48
Rosemary garlic potatoes
Side Onion Strings
$6.48
Side Fruit Salad
$6.24
Pineapple, strawberries, cantaloupe, honeydew, grapes and seasonal fruit. fruit will change depending on the season.
Side House Salad
$7.44
Side Kale Caesar Salad
$7.44
Kale, Romaine, Crouton Crumbs, Parmesan
Side All Strawberries
$7.44
Sides MISC.
Side Avocado
$3.12
Side Steamed Broccoli
$5.28
Side Egg/S
$3.84
Barista HOT-ICED
Hot Coffee To Go
$3.84
Hot Tea To Go!
$4.80
Hot Chocolate
$4.80
Latte
$5.28
Mocha
$5.76
Chai Latte
$5.28
Dirty Chai
$7.44
Chai Latte with Espresso Shot
Cappuccino
$4.80
Espresso (DBL)
$4.32
Double Shot Espresso
Americano
$4.32
Double Espresso with Hot Water
Macchiato
$4.32
Cafe Au Lait
$4.80
Brewed Coffee with Steamed Milk
Beverages (Cold)
Fresh Squeezed OJ
$8.40
16 oz Fresh Squeezed Orange Juice
Apple Juice
$3.84
Lemonade
$4.80
Fresh lemonate
Arnold Palmer
$4.80
Half fresh lemonade and half iced tea
Iced Tea
$4.80
Fresh Brewed Iced Tea Un-Sweetened
Iced Coffee
$4.80
Coke Can
$3.84
Diet Coke Can
$3.84
Sprite Can
$3.84
Italian Soda
$4.08
16 oz Fountain Soda with choice of flavors Strawberry, Raspberry, Peach, Mango, Cherry, Vanilla and Sugar Free Vanilla
San Pellegrino
$4.32
Bottled Water
$3.12
Chocolate Milk
$4.32
Milk
$3.84
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