Baked and Served with Toasted Pita. Tortilla chips can be substituted to make this appetizer Gluten Free!

Breaded, Fried Cauliflower, Served with our house-made Buffalo or Chipotle BBQ Sauce and Ranch

Chili, Cheddar, Jalapeño Salsa, Fresh Greens, Ranch

Crispy Fries with Housemade Cheddar Sauce

Mozzarella, Garlic, and Marinara Dipping Sauce. 10" Circle

Small Bowl of Chili with Black Bean, Garbanzo, Tomato, TVP, and *All* the Spices.

Fries instead of tortilla chips on this nacho stack! Cheddar, Chili, Greens, Salsa, and Ranch on Top. Packed separately by default on delivery and to go orders.

Small Greens Salad with Tomatoes, Onions, and a Rotating Cast of Vegetables, Dressed with Ranch

A Jumbo House Salad Plus Spinach and Breaded, Choice of Fried Cauliflower or Fried Chicken Seitan. Dressed with House Ranch and Choice of Buffalo or BBQ

House-made, Fried, Panko Breaded, Seitan. Served with your choice of fries or a side salad and one of our house-made sauces.

Fried Buffalo Cauliflower, Grilled Onion, Tomato, Greens, and Mayo

Cheddar, Fresh Greens, Caramelized Onions, BBQ, Mayo, Served on a Pretzel Bun

Cheddar, Fresh Greens, Tomato, Onion, Pickles, “Fast Food” Sauce, Served on a Sesame Bun

1 Beyond Burger, 1 Impossible Burger, Each Topped with Cheddar and Housemade Seitan Bacon. Served with Fresh Greens, Pickles, and Caramelized Onions

Mozzarella, Marinara, Pepperoni Seitan, Spinach, Served on Housemade Slab of Tomato Focaccia

Cheddar and Fresh Greens

Housemade Veggie Patty, Chili, Cheddar, Chipotle BBQ Sauce

Sliced Seitan, Greens, Tomato, Onion, Ranch, Wrapped in a Toasted Pita.

Sliced Seitan, Mozzarella, Green Pepper, Caramelized Onion, Spicy Giardiniera, Ranch

Fried Chicken Seitan, Fresh Greens, Tomato, Onion, Ranch. Choice of Buffalo or BBQ, Served on Herbed Focaccia

Fried Chicken Seitan, Mozzarella, Marinara, Spinach, Served on Slab of Housemade Tomato Focaccia

Fried Chicken Seitan, Buffalo, Mayo, Pickles

Mozzarella, Marinara

Mozzarella, Marinara, Seitan Pepperoni *CANNOT BE MADE FULLY GF*

Mozzarella, Marinara, Soy Sausage, Seitan Pepperoni. *CANNOT BE MADE FULLY GF*

Mozzarella, Marinara, Artichoke, Onion, Minced Garlic, Spinach, Green Pepper, Za’atar **Contains sesame**

Mozzarella, Marinara, Soy Sausage, Spinach, Onion, Black Olive, Spicy Giardiniera

Cheddar, Marinara, Jalapeños, Seitan Bacon *CANNOT BE MADE FULLY GF---the bacon is made of seitan* *picture is of pan style

Marinara, Cheddar, Burger, Pickle, Onion, Fast Food Sauce

Macaroni, Cheddar, Ranch Drizzle. *CANNOT BE MADE GF----we do not have a gf noodle option*

Mozzarella, Marinara, Your Choice of Two Toppings Included, Additional Toppings $1.50 each

Mozzarella, Basil, Tomato, Balsamic Reduction

Mozzarella, Ranch, Pickles, Dill Sprinkle

Mozzarella, Pesto, Olive, Mushroom

Cheddar, Black Bean Chickpea Chili, and a Drizzle of Chipotle BBQ

Fries with Side of Sauce

Sweet Potato Fries with Side of Sauce

Chocolate Cake, Vanilla Frosting, Oreo, Chocolate Ganache. A Best-Seller and Overall Crowd Pleaser!

Fluffy vanilla funfetti cake with vanilla buttercream and rainbow sprinkles.

Spiced Carrot Cake, Butterscotch Frosting, Caramel Drizzle

Vanilla Cake Injected with Raspberry Hibiscus Syrup, Frosted with an Extra Fluffy Vanilla Buttercream Swirled with Pink Hibiscus Buttercream

Moist Chocolate Cake, Peanut Butter Buttercream, Oreos, Peanut Butter Drizzle, Chocolate Ganache

Gluten Free Graham Cracker Crust, Baked Cheesecake Topped with Strawberry Sauce

Rich, Fudgy GF Brownie, Topped with Chocolate Buttercream and Dark Chocolate Ganache

Rich Fudgy GF Brownie, Vanilla Buttercream, Salted Caramel Drizzle, and Chocolate Ganache.

Rich, Fudgy GF Brownie with Coffee Buttercream and Chocolate Ganache.

Deluxe GF Brownie, with all the Dressings of a Snickers Bar. Frosting, Rich Caramel, Peanuts, and Chocolate Drizzle. It's a Crowd Favorite.

Rich, Fudgy GF Brownie, Topped with Buttercream, Cookie Doughballs, and Chocolate Ganache

Bottom Layer of GF Brownie, Peanut Butter Cheesecake Filling, Chocolate Cheesecake Filling, Topped with Chocolate Ganache

Chocolate Chip Cookie Crust, Chocolate Silk Filling, Topped with Oreo, Caramel Drizzle, and Chocolate Ganache

Our twist on a Kentucky Derby Pie, a slow cooked caramelized walnut bourbon filling, chocolate chips, and a delicious crumb crust.

Slice of a Deep Dish 12" Pecan Pie but with a Bourbon Twist!

An ol' Classic but Bigger! 2 Big A$$ Creamed Peanut Butter Orbs Dipped in Chocolate!

Half Cookie - Half Brownie - All Delicious!

Ultra Mega Deluxe Sized Cookie, with all the Mix-Ins---Oreos, Sprinkles, Peanuts, Cookie Crumbles, Subject to Change. It is a Chaos Cookie, After All.

2 Chocolate Chip Cookies Sandwiching Vanilla Buttercream and Dipped in Chocolate.

Incredibly Decadent Double Chocolate Cherry Cookies, Filled with Cherry Buttercream Filling, Dipped in Chocolate

Black coffee- hot, bold, and probably a bit bitter. Bottomless cup in house, ask if you’d like a refill or 5!

Like the hot coffee but colder

Same beans, different process

Cocoa solids blended with hot plant milk. Sweetened to taste.

Rotating flavors available upon request, but there will always be: Green: Gotta get those antioxidants somewhere Black: Gotta get that caffeine somewhere White: The youngest, dumbest tea leaves we could find Earl Grey: Who is this guy anyway Chamomile: Mellow out, man

Chai and Milk, with faster molecules

Chai and Milk, with slower molecules

Chai and Milk and Coffee

Matcha and steamed plant milk

Matcha and cold plant milk

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