Hammer : How may I help you sir?
Rib Joint Customer : How much for an order of ribs?
Hammer : Two Fifty
Rib Joint Customer : Two Fifty? How many ribs do I get with that?
Hammer : Ahhh, about five
Rib Joint Customer : Five
[does math on his hand]
Rib Joint Customer : So I guess that's about fifty cents a rib, huh?
Hammer : Yeeaaa, about
Rib Joint Customer : K, lemme get one
Hammer : Right on
[yells to the cook]
Hammer : One order
Slammer : One order of ribs
Rib Joint Customer : No, no... no, no... one rib
Hammer : [Holds up finger] One. Rib.
Rib Joint Customer : I sure am hungry
Hammer : Uhhhh, make that... one... rib... to go
Slammer : One rib?
Hammer : One rib...