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Kale Me Crazy Austin | Health Food Restaurant

4.4 (162)$$Restaurant

8300 N FM 620, Austin, TX 78726

Kale Me Crazy Austin | Health Food Restaurant

8300 N FM 620, Austin, TX 78726

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Menu
Dine In & Delivery Options
Order Ahead To Dine In
$0.00
Please select this item when you plan to Dine In with us, so we can plate your meal appropriately and save on paper products!
Delivery To GHE On Wednesdays
$0.00
By selecting this item, your order will automatically be included in the next delivery to Grandview Hills Elementary on Wednesday at 10:30am
Smoothies
Green Dream
$6.85
Kale, spinach, pineapple, apple, mint leaves, coconut water.
Go Getter
$7.15
banana, peanut butter, raw cacao, cinnamon, hemp seeds, walnuts, almond milk, chocolate vegan protein
Power House
$7.70
Avocado, blueberries, strawberries, cherries, cashews, flax seeds, almond milk, vegan protein.
Burning Kale
$11.40
Celery, cucumber, kale, lemon, apple, cayenne.
Grounded
$6.30
Almond milk, hemp protein, raw cacao, banana, hemp seeds, brazil nuts, dates, cinnamon, raw honey.
Recovery
$7.15
Banana, cherries, cashews, coconut yogurt, almond milk, vanilla vegan protein.
The Warrior
$7.15
Maca powder, spirulina, goji berries, flax seeds, banana, spinach, oat milk, vanilla extract, agave.
Super Matcha
$6.85
Matcha green tea, blueberries, banana, spinach, chia seeds, agave, almond milk.
Tropical Trippin
$6.60
Fresh squeezed orange juice, mango, pineapple, coconut yogurt, coconut milk.
Specialty Drinks
Cafe Au Lait
$6.80
organic coffee, maple syrup, oat milk, served hot not available for delivery
Beetroot Latte
$6.80
organic beetroot, maple syrup, almond milk Served hot, not available for delivery
Chai Latte
$6.80
organic chai, oat milk Served hot, not available for delivery
Golden Latte
$6.80
turmeric, cardamom, ginger, cinnamon, nutmeg, black pepper, maple syrup, oat milk Served hot, not available for delivery
Matcha Rose Latte
$6.80
organic matcha, rose water, maple syrup, oat milk Served hot, not available for delivery
Hot Tea
$5.15
organic tea Served hot, not available for delivery
Iced Matcha Tea
$6.80
Ceremonial grade matcha, maple syrup, almond milk, goji berries.
KMC Iced Latte
$6.80
organic fair trade coffee, cacao, cinnamon, maple syrup, almond milk
Mushroom Coffee Iced Latte
$7.95
lion's mane mushroom, reishi mushroom, organic coffee, raw cacao, maple syrup, almond milk
Power Iced Latte
$9.10
Organic coffee, raw cacao, almond milk, maple syrup, vegan protein.
Hot Cocoa
$6.80
organic cacao, maple syrup, vanilla, sea salt, oat milk Served hot, not available for delivery
Acai & More
Acai Bowl
$14.80
Organic acai, coconut milk, date, blueberries, cashews, banana, and strawberries. Topped with banana, coconut, granola, mint, and raw honey.
Deluxe Acai Bowl
$15.95
Our traditional acai bowl topped with banana, granola, chia seeds, hemp seeds, goji berries, sliced almonds, blueberries, and raw honey.
Overnight Oats
$14.80
gluten free oats, oat milk, chia seeds, cinnamon, vanilla, and maple topped with sliced bananas, gluten free granola, blueberries, walnuts, cinnamon, coconut flakes, and almond butter (GF & Vegan)
Juices
Orange Juice
$7.45
Fresh squeezed orange juice - 8oz
Beet-L-Juice
$11.35
100% Cold-Pressed Juice: Apple, carrot, beet, celery, lemon, ginger. Great for detox and improving circulation.
Paradise
$11.35
100% Cold-Pressed Juice: Apple, pineapple, spinach, ginger. Great for boosting your immunity (vitamin C), hydration, digestion and heart health.
The Glow
$11.35
100% Cold-Pressed Juice: Pineapple, grapefruit, turmeric. Great for boosting your immunity (vitamin C), hydration and reducing inflammation.
Go Green
$11.35
100% Organic Cold-Pressed Juice: Kale, spinach, cucumber, celery. Great for detox, weight loss, reducing inflammation, energy metabolism and skin health.
Charcoal Lemonade
$10.25
H20, activated charcoal, lavender, agave, lemon.
Kale Yeah!
$11.35
100% Organic Cold-Pressed Juice: Kale, spinach, cucumber, apple, lemon. Great for detox, weight loss, reducing inflammation, energy metabolism and skin health.
Watermelon
$9.15
100% cold-pressed watermelon juice Great for hydration, heart health, healthy skin, weight loss.
Cleanse Packages
3-Day Cleanse
$199.50
Must be ordered 24 hours in advance. Please make a note in the special instructions when you'd like to START your cleanse. Someone will call you to confirm pickup time.
Green Cleanse
$68.40
Must be ordered 24 hours in advance. Please make a note in the special instructions when you'd like to START your cleanse. Someone will call you to confirm pickup time.
KMC Cleanse
$68.40
Must be ordered 24 hours in advance. Please make a note in the special instructions when you'd like to START your cleanse. Someone will call you to confirm pickup time.
Shots
Painkiller
$6.30
Ginger, lemon, turmeric, raw honey.
Wellness Shot
$7.45
Ginger, oil of oregano, garlic extract, turmeric, cayenne, lemon.
Elderberry
$7.45
elderberry, ginger, orange, lemon
Ginger
$2.85
Lemon Shot
$1.75
Poke
Poke Bowl
$19.35
Wild caught tuna dressed in our house marinade, avocado, cucumber, carrots, edamame, radish, toasted sesame seeds, spicy vegan mayo, and furikake, served on bed of jasmine rice. Family Style option is designed to feed 4 people and will be prepared in a catering style container.
Salads
Kale Salad
$14.25
Organic kale, cabbage, quinoa, serrano peppers, scallion, mint, cilantro, craisins, carrots, crushed peanuts, hemp seeds, peanut dressing. (Dressing contains gluten)
Quinoa Bowl
$15.40
quinoa, kale, carrots, cucumber, feta, avocado, green peppers, tomatoes, scallion mix, garbanzo beans, lemon vinaigrette
Smoked Salmon Salad
$19.35
Lettuce, sustainable smoked salmon, organic hardboiled egg, radish, cucumber, pickled red onions, croutons, mustard dill vinaigrette.
Greek Salad
$14.25
Lettuce, cucumber, tomatoes, bell pepper, Kalamata olives, pepperoncini, garbanzo beans, Feta cheese, za'atar, lemon vinaigrette.
Farro Salad
$14.25
farro, arugula, apples, pecans, shaved parmesan, golden raisins, honey dijon dressing
Mediterranean Hummus
$13.65
house-made hummus, cucumbers, olives, pickled red onions, feta, scallion mix, and grilled spinach tortillas.
Snacks & Beverages
Side Of Mediterranean Hummus
$8.00
house-made hummus, cucumbers, olives, pickled red onions, feta, scallion mix, and grilled spinach tortillas.
Energy Bites
$7.45
dates, gluten-free oats, peanuts, coconut flakes, peanut butter, chia seeds, raw cacao.
Chia Pudding
$9.70
Chia seeds, coconut milk, agave, and vanilla; topped with gluten free granola, sliced almonds, fresh blueberries and goji berries. Great for breakfast or an anytime snack!
Bottled Water
$2.30
Rambler Sparkling Water
$3.15
Sustainably sourced, filtered through Texas Limestone. Produced locally in Austin.
Kettle Chips
$2.30
Kibo Chickpea Chips
$3.15
Gluten-free, plant-based, Non-GMO, Vegan
Justin Peanut Butter Cup
$3.45
Organic, fair-trade
Toast
Almond Butter Toast
$7.95
almond butter, banana, flax seeds, honey, sprouted bread
Single Avocado Toast
$9.10
avocado, organic hard-boiled egg, dijon mustard, scallion mix, sprouted bread
Double Avocado Toast
$18.20
avocado, organic hard-boiled egg, dijon mustard, scallion mix, sprouted bread
Salmon Toast
$12.00
Sustainably sourced smoked salmon, avocado, pickled red onions, dill, sprouted bread
Hummus Toast
$7.95
house-made hummus, cucumbers, tomato, feta, sprouted bread
Wraps & Sandwiches
Breakfast Wrap
$13.65
organic hard-boiled egg, avocado, tomato, feta, and arugula wrapped in a spinach tortilla and served grilled
Chicken Pesto Wrap
$15.95
grilled chicken, basil pesto, Sun-Dried Tomatoes, Mozzarella cheese, lettuce, and cucumbers wrapped in a spinach tortilla and served grilled.
Tuna Wrap
$14.25
House-made tuna salad, lettuce, carrots, Kalamata olives, vegan mayonnaise and hot sauce wrapped in a spinach tortilla.
Vegan Wrap
$13.65
kale, quinoa, cabbage, carrots, pickled red onion, avocado, hummus, and tahini wrapped in a spinach tortilla
Turkey Wrap
$13.65
Oven roasted turkey, roasted red peppers, avocado, hummus, pickled red onions, lettuce wrapped in a spinach tortilla.
Egg Sandwich
$10.25
Organic hard-boiled egg, vegan mayo, tomato, cucumbers, mozzarella, and arugula served on a sesame bagel.
Veggie Quesadilla
$13.65
mozzarella, feta, sun-dried tomatoes, olives, and arugula grilled in a spinach tortilla
Chicken Quesadilla
$17.05
grilled chicken, mozzarella, feta, sun-dried tomatoes, and arugula grilled in a spinach tortilla
Gift Cards
$10 Gift Card
$11.40
Gift cards may be picked up in the store along with your order or delivered via USPS First Class mail. Please provide delivery instructions in the Special Instructions below.
$25 Gift Card
$28.50
Gift cards may be picked up in the store along with your order or delivered via USPS First Class mail. Please provide delivery instructions in the Special Instructions below.
$50 Gift Card
$57.00
Gift cards may be picked up in the store along with your order or delivered via USPS First Class mail. Please provide delivery instructions in the Special Instructions below.
$100 Gift Card
$114.00
Gift cards may be picked up in the store along with your order or delivered via USPS First Class mail. Please provide delivery instructions in the Special Instructions below.
Catering | Salad Bowls
Kale Salad Bowl (Catering)
$74.10
Salad Bowls are served with dressing on the side. Will provide 8-10 people a small side salad. Please provide at least 4 hours notice for catering items.
Farro Salad (Catering)
$74.10
Salad Bowls are served with dressing on the side. Will provide 8-10 people a small side salad. Please provide at least 4 hours notice for catering items.
Quinoa Bowl (Catering)
$74.10
Salad Bowls are served with dressing on the side. Will provide 8-10 people a small side salad. Please provide at least 4 hours notice for catering items.
Greek Salad (Catering)
$74.10
Salad Bowls are served with dressing on the side. Will provide 8-10 people a small side salad. Please provide at least 4 hours notice for catering items.
Smoked Salmon Salad (Catering)
$90.10
Salad Bowls are served with dressing on the side. Will provide 8-10 people a small side salad. Please provide at least 4 hours notice for catering items.
Catering | Wrap Trays
Small Wrap Tray
$67.30
Serves 4-6 people. Your choice of any 8 half wraps (4 full wraps). Please provide at least 4 hours notice for catering items.
Catering | Combos
Small Salad Combo
$62.70
Serves 6-8 people. Your choice of any 2 large salads. We may require at least 3 hours notice for catering items.
Small Wrap & Salad Combo
$90.10
Serves 4-6 people. Your choice of 8 half wraps (4 full wraps) and one half-sized salad. Please provide at least 4 hours notice for catering items.
Catering | Lunch Boxes
Full-Sized Lunch Box
$23.40
Choose any full wrap and get an individual lunch box with a side house salad and your choice of chips or cookie.
Standard Lunch Box
$16.55
Per person. Choose any wrap or salad and get an individual lunch box with your choice of chips or cookie.
Catering | Platters
Almond Butter Toast Platter
$51.30
Almond butter, bananas, flax seed, and raw honey served on sprouted bread (includes 11 mini toasts). Please provide at least 4 hours notice for catering items.
Avocado Toast Platter
$62.70
Avocado, organic hard-boiled egg, Dijon mustard, and scallion mix served on sprouted bread (includes 11 mini toasts). Please provide at least 4 hours notice for catering items.
Hummus Platter
$51.30
house-made hummus, cucumber, olives, pickled red onions, feta, scallion mix, and grilled spinach tortillas Please provide at least 4 hours notice for catering items.
Salmon Toast Platter
$78.70
Includes 11 mini-toasts. Please provide at least 4 hours notice for catering items.
Catering | Poke
Create Your Own Poke
$199.50
Serves 18-20 mini bowls. Mix and match to make your favorite bowl! Please provide at least 4 hours notice for catering items.
Catering | Add-Ons
House-Made Lemonade
$19.40
Fresh squeezed lemon, agave, filtered water. This is not a stocked item. Please provide at least 4 hours notice when ordering.
Iced Tea
$16.00
Freshly brewed ice tea, lightly sweetened with agave. This is not a stocked item. Please provide at least 4 hours notice when ordering.
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