Your classic corn dog. Served with ketchup and mustard because we nice like that.
Austin Queso
$11.00
Melty cheese dip with a little chipotle kick. 12oz's served in a 16oz container. Gotta be explicit with that because William H over on Grubhub has an issue with us not filling it to the tippy top lol. He's a punk. Served with chips.
Poppers
$12.00
6 Classic Cream Cheese Jalapeno Poppers served with Ranch. (Warning to people who don't know what Jalapenos are. They're a pepper and they're spicy)
Chicky D's Nuggz
$9.00
10 beautiful chicken nuggz. Similar style to the golden arches. Served with Honey Mustard.
Vegan Nuggz
$12.00
10 plant based chicken nuggz. Served with
BBQ sauce. They're actually pretty damn good!
Wingz - 8
$16.00
8 classic jumbo wings. We've got a ton of new sauces and dry rubs so choose wisely. Served with blue cheese.
Wingz - 16
$29.00
16 jumbo wings. We've got a ton of new sauces and dry rubs so choose wisely. Served with blue cheese.
Boneless Nuggz - 8
$13.00
We hate the term boneless wings. It ain't a wing. These are boneless nuggz. Nuggz of glory. Served with blue cheese.
Boneless Nuggz - 16
$21.00
We hate the term boneless wings. It ain't a wing. These are boneless nuggz. Nuggz of glory. Served with blue cheese.
Waffle Fries
Plain Fries
$6.00
Plain waffle fries. Don’t mind that sauce in the pic. Just there for sexiness purposes. Add a side of Chipotle Mayo if you’d like to recreate.
Baker's Fries
$14.00
Seasoned waffle fries topped with fried chicken, queso, hot sauce, sour cream and scallions. Enough to share or reheat for breakfast tomorrow. We don't care. Do what you gotta do.
Garlic Truffle Fries
$14.00
Seasoned waffle fries tossed in garlic truffle butter, lemon pepper, shredded parmesan, and parsley. Then we top that thing with a runny egg.
Steak-Umm Fries
$14.00
Our waffle fries topped with chopped steak, queso, peppers, onions and crispy potato stix.
Burgers
Famous Wallace Cheeseburger
$9.00
Smash Brisket Patty, American Cheese, cool ranch mayo, pickles, red onion, Martin's Roll. Make it a double like the pic for 3 bones more. #worthit
The 50/50
$10.00
50/50 blend brisket and ground bacon patty, American cheese, Duke’s mayo, shrettuce and tomato on a Martin’s roll.
Shaved sauteed onions smashed into burger. Topped with provolone, pickles, Wally sauce on a pretzel roll.
Healthy Living
$10.00
Smash house-ground turkey burger, provolone, avocado hummus, cucumber, red onion and dill on a Martin's Roll.
Living On The Veg
$13.00
Steven Tyler is ugly. This burger is not. 100% VEGAN. Beyond patty, vegannaise, lettuce and tomato on a soft pretzel roll.
Sandos
The Brinner
$9.00
All day breakfast, baby. Steak-umm, provolone, fried egg, hashbrown, Sriracha ketchup, on a toasted English muffin. Our personal fave.
Buff Chick
$10.00
Fried chicken tossed in our house hot sauce, topped with blue cheese crumbles and shrettuce on a pretzel roll.
Fried Chick
$9.00
Classic and simple. This thing hits hard. Buttermilk fried chicken, chipotle ranch, and shredded lettuce on a toasted Martin's soft roll. MAKE IT SPICY FOR $1.
CBW
$11.00
Fried chicken, cheddar cheese, bacon, wally sauce and lettuce on a pretzel bun.
Grilly Cheesesteak
$10.00
Its a Philly cheesesteak in grilly form. Get it? Damn we clever with the names. American cheese, chopped steak, peppers and onions on Bread Alone Organic Sourdough.
Fake Chick
$13.00
Vegan plant based chicken patty, veganaise, shrettuce, cucumber salad with red onion and dill, pretzel roll. 100% VEGAN.