- 2 Slices of Pizza - 1 Soda

Baked and Served with Toasted Pita. Tortilla chips can be substituted to make this appetizer Gluten Free!

Breaded, Fried Cauliflower, Served with our house-made Buffalo Sauce and Ranch

Chili, Cheddar, Jalapeño Salsa, Fresh Greens, Ranch

Crispy Fries with Housemade Cheddar Sauce

Mozzarella, Garlic, and Marinara Dipping Sauce. 10" Circle

With house-made cheddar sauce and zesty chili.

Small Bowl of Chili with Black Bean, Garbanzo, Tomato, TVP, and *All* the Spices.

Small Greens Salad with Tomatoes, Onions, and a Rotating Cast of Vegetables, Dressed with Ranch

A Jumbo House Salad Plus Spinach and Breaded, Choice of Fried Cauliflower or Fried Chicken Seitan. Dressed with House Ranch and Buffalo

House-made, Fried, Panko Breaded, Seitan. Served with your choice of fries or a side salad and one of our house-made sauces.

Fried Buffalo Cauliflower, Grilled Onion, Tomato, Greens, and Mayo

Cheddar, Fresh Greens, Caramelized Onions, BBQ, Mayo, Served on a Pretzel Bun

Cheddar, Fresh Greens, Tomato, Onion, Pickles, “Fast Food” Sauce, Served on a Sesame Bun

1 Beyond Burger, 1 Impossible Burger, Each Topped with Cheddar and Housemade Seitan Bacon. Served with Fresh Greens, Pickles, and Caramelized Onions

Mozzarella, Marinara, Pepperoni Seitan, Spinach, Served on Housemade Slab of Tomato Focaccia

Cheddar and Fresh Greens

Sliced Seitan, Greens, Tomato, Onion, Ranch, Wrapped in a Toasted Pita.

Sliced Seitan, Mozzarella, Green Pepper, Caramelized Onion, Spicy Giardiniera, Ranch

Fried Chicken Seitan, Fresh Greens, Tomato, Onion, Ranch. Choice of Buffalo or BBQ, Served on Herbed Focaccia

Fried Chicken Seitan, Mozzarella, Marinara, Spinach, Served on Slab of Housemade Tomato Focaccia

Fried Chicken Seitan, Buffalo, Mayo, Pickles

Mozzarella, Marinara

Mozzarella, Marinara, Seitan Pepperoni

Mozzarella, Marinara, Soy Sausage, Seitan Pepperoni. *CANNOT BE MADE FULLY GF*

Mozzarella, Marinara, Artichoke, Onion, Minced Garlic, Spinach, Green Pepper, Za’atar **Contains sesame**

Mozzarella, Marinara, Soy Sausage, Spinach, Onion, Black Olive, Spicy Giardiniera

Cheddar, Marinara, Jalapeños, Seitan Bacon

Marinara, Cheddar, Burger, Pickle, Onion, Fast Food Sauce

Macaroni, Cheddar, Ranch Drizzle

Fries with Side of Sauce

Sweet Potato Fries with Side of Sauce

12” round with Mozzarella, Cheddar, Jalapeño, and Drizzled with Buffalo

House-Made Chicken Seitan, Cheddar, Greens, Jalapeño Salsa, and Ranch

House-Made Chicken Seitan, Mozzarella, Caramelized Onions, Green Peppers, Giardiniera, Ranch on a Hoagie

Grilled Mac and Cheese on Focaccia

Giardiniera Grilled Cheese on a Fried Pączki Bun

Mozzarella, Spinach Artichoke Dip, Tomato

Marinara, Mozzarella, Jalapeño, Olive, Giardiniera, and Buffalo Sauce

Chocolate cake, vanilla buttercream, heaping with oreos and chocolate ganache

Fluffy vanilla funfetti cake with vanilla buttercream and rainbow sprinkles.

With walnut crumble and Omen Smokery smoked chocolate chips GF

Double chocolate cheesecake, topped with toasted pecans, caramel, and chocolate ganache

Gluten Free Graham Cracker Crust, Baked Cheesecake Topped with Strawberry Sauce

Gluten free chocolate brownie, chocolate buttercream, chocolate ganache

Rich Fudgy GF Brownie, Vanilla Buttercream, Salted Caramel Drizzle, and Chocolate Ganache.

A fudgey gluten free chocolate brownie with Coffee buttercream and ganache.

Deluxe GF Brownie, with all the Dressings of a Snickers Bar. Frosting, Rich Caramel, Peanuts, and Chocolate Drizzle. It's a Crowd Favorite.

Rich, Fudgy GF Brownie, Topped with Buttercream, Cookie Doughballs, and Chocolate Ganache

Cookies and Cream cheesecake!

Chocolate Chip Cookie Crust, Chocolate Silk Filling, Topped with Oreo, Caramel Drizzle, and Chocolate Ganache

An ol' Classic but Bigger! 2 Big A$$ Creamed Peanut Butter Orbs Dipped in Chocolate!

Half Cookie - Half Brownie - All Delicious!

Ultra Mega Deluxe Sized Cookie, with all the Mix-Ins---Oreos, Sprinkles, Peanuts, Cookie Crumbles, Subject to Change. It is a Chaos Cookie, After All.

Incredibly Decadent Double Chocolate Cherry Cookies, Filled with Cherry Buttercream Filling, Dipped in Chocolate

Same beans, different process

Fresh maple tree sap, locally sourced from Huntington, IN.

Black coffee- hot, bold, and probably a bit bitter. Bottomless cup in house, ask if you’d like a refill or 5!

Like the hot coffee but colder

Same beans, different process

Cocoa solids blended with hot plant milk. Sweetened to taste.

Rotating flavors available upon request, but there will always be: Green: Gotta get those antioxidants somewhere Black: Gotta get that caffeine somewhere White: The youngest, dumbest tea leaves we could find Earl Grey: Who is this guy anyway Chamomile: Mellow out, man

Chai and Milk, with faster molecules

Chai and Milk, with slower molecules

Chai and Milk and Coffee

Matcha and steamed plant milk

Matcha and cold plant milk

Earl Grey with Steamed plant milk

Coffee but with chocolate added

Coffee but with spicy chocolate syrup added

Sparkling water, cold brew coffee, vanilla

Exactly what you think it is